do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
host: if you want more eurovision, and of course you do!
me: bitch i'll try and forget this all happened tomorrow morning with all my will
IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Getting home safely
will never understand why the smell of girls perfume lasts 9 secs, while boys can go through an apocalypse and manage to smell like cologne?
boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh
i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”
[me, attempting to communicate with the dead] “hey u up lol”
[ouija board spells out “READ AT 11:57 PM"]
